Setting- Left Center Field in Comerica Park near the rope separating fans from players for on-field photo day.
Security guy: is there a Haley here.
Me: ANYONE NAMED HALEY?
5 year old near us at rope: (Cheerfully) I’m Haley.
Security Guy: Are you separated from your dad?
Haley: (Cheerfully) Yes.
Me and Mom near me: She’s not with you?
Haley leaves with security.